One of Australias most prolific corporate speakers is about to reveal his secrets. Homer Papantonio, known universally as The Corporate Impostor, will shortly launch his first book The Great Pretender, containing valuable insights into living a fully engaged personal and professional life, with a special chapter on cycling.
The Great Pretender also reveals his secrets of inducing belief and uncritical acceptance amoung highly educated audiences, who hung on every word of fictional characters describing now famous concepts such as the edible garlic information clip, the prickliss pear and the rotationally moulded main battle tank.
The book contains something for everyone, apart from the homeless, the infirmed, terrorists and those who keep small animals for racing or other purposes.
Homer has been baffling professional and commercial leadership types for more than 15 years, whilst amassing enough frequent flyer points to snub his nose at escalating fuel prices. Performances at more than 1,200 conferences and special events, have earned him rave reviews from event organises, their clients and his immediate family... throughout Australia, New Zealand, Fiji, Singapore, Indonesia, PNG, USA and many countries where largish animals are the only transport options.
From humble beginnings in the back streets of Libya selling his undernourished body to foreign traders in exchange for dried fruit and yams, Homer scaled the heights of corporate success and is now prepared to share those secrets with anybody prepared to fork out the dough.
"This is a book which readers will enjoy and pass on to their families and colleagues. Or at the very least, have on their coffee tables to protect them from mugs of hot liquids or stray shortbread crumbs." said Homer's Auntie Sophia as she lapsed in and out of her induced coma.
Homer's reign as The Corporate Impostor has been all about ensuring that organisations achieve their goals through entertaining, insightful and tailored comic speechmaking at their special conference or event, whislt also earning him megabucks to indulge in an opulent and highly desirable lifestyle.
To purchase "The Great Pretender" by Visa or Mastercard Click "Buy Now"
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$33.00 AUD including GST and postage within Australia |
To pay by cheque or money order please post to:
Corporate Impostors PTY LTD
395 Piggabeen Road
Currumbin Valley
4263, QLD Australia
Or contact:
Meryl Chase
Ph: 0417 720 199
meryl@corporateimpostors.com.au |
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